Hell-A

6/9/07

5:45 - Two cars leave P-town bound for Hollywood Cemetery Film Screening
7:00 - Two cars arrive in Hollywood, a few blocks from Cemetery
7:30 - Two cars have travelled about three blocks
7:31 - Passengers in both cars start to snack on food in cars. Phone calls are exchanged
7:46 - Two cars move to Plan B, picnic at patio at Arclight theater + movie
8:25 - Two cars arrive at Arclight, scarf food, drink wine secretively
8:45 - Revelers discover that they are "underwhelmed" by the movie choices/times
8:50 - Two cars leave for Mann's Chinese theater, determined to see summer blockbuster
9:25 - One car arrives at Mann's Chinese theater. Other car, fed up with traffic, goes back to P-town.
10:00 - One car of revelers hunkers down for summer blockbuster, undeterred.
12:10 - Summer blockbuster complete, revelers head back to one car.
12:20 - Revelers still find themselves in the parking structure built six stories into the earth.
12:25 - Still in subterranean structure.
12:26 - Drunk girl in red dress starts shouting and running alongside car behind us
12:27 - One car begins formulating plan to remove Hell-A from earth. Still in subterranean structure.
1:40 - One car arrives in P-town. Vows are made not to return to Hell-A.